worst thing about christianity is they wont even let you fuck jesus. hes all over everything shirtless and sweaty and tied up but hes off limits in christianity. which is why ive created a new religion where all members are allowed to fuck jesus. and its not a creepy thing because hes into it he loves it its very ethical. organic grassfed farm to table jesus pussy that you can interact with for free if you join my new religion
this post was a flop but my best friend just HATES it so its gonna be pinned forever




















